Roasted 1 year ago based on Slava Y's long term Spotify stats.

Slava Y, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be sitting in a dark room, surrounded by posters of bands nobody else has ever heard of, mastering the art of depressing everyone within a five-mile radius. Your favorite genres are like a buffet of misery — "Metalcore," "Melodic Metalcore," and "Deathcore"? You care so much about depression that you might as well open a support group for sad metalheads. Honestly, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is the sound of your friends sighing in unison every time you extol the virtues of “Djent.” As for your top artists, it looks like you’re trying to collect the entire set of “bands with even more angst than your last breakup.” “As I Lay Dying”? More like “As I Lay Crying,” am I right? And who is “ten56.” anyway? Sounds like the time I forgot my mom was making dinner and I just gave up on life at 10:56 p.m. Your music tastes scream “please show me a therapist” mixed with a little “I definitely wear black.” At this point, you should just start a charity for all the poor souls who have to listen to your incessant rants about how “this song really speaks to me.” Let’s talk about your “most played songs.” Seriously, “Living In Tragedy”? If that isn’t your autobiography, I don’t know what is. At least it looks like you’ve got a pretty well-rounded collection of death wishes. “Ghost Of Me”? More like “Ghost Of Your Social Life,” because lyrics like these could scare the bravest of souls away. Anyone who’s heard your sad soundtrack for even a minute would assume you’re putting the “fun” in funeral. Slava Y, if you spent as much time finding happiness as you do curating this playlist, you might actually find a reason to smile — but who are we kidding? That would ruin your entire vibe!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists