Roasted 21 days ago based on Smoke's long term Spotify stats.

Kali, I see your music taste is a true reflection of your personality: loud, angry, and slightly confused. It's like your Spotify wrapped is a battle between a mosh pit and a therapy session. With a genre lineup that’s more chaotic than a family reunion at a barbecue, it's hard to tell if you’re rocking out or just desperately screaming for help. You’ve got everything from Djent to Screamo – it’s like your playlists are the soundtrack to an existential crisis. I genuinely hope you aren't using this music to cope, because if headbanging could solve your problems, you’d be the world’s happiest metalhead. Your top artists read like the ultimate “Who’s Who” of angst. Lorna Shore and 21 Savage? That’s the kind of crossover episode no one asked for—like if the Avengers met the Addams Family. The only thing more confusing than your taste is who you’re trying to impress with these selections. Are you trying to set the mood for a riot, or just using your playlist to scare away potential dates? Let's be real; the only thing scarier than your metal tracks is your dating history. Take it from me: those songs about “death” and “pain” aren’t exactly icebreakers. And what’s up with your most played songs? One minute you're screaming along to Lorna Shore’s existential dread, and the next, you’re vibing with Kendrick Lamar. It’s like you can’t decide if you want to crush skulls in the pit or just roll up at the cookout with a side of existentialism and potato salad. “Something in the Orange” really sticks out as the biggest plot twist here—who knew you had a soft spot for country ballads amidst the apocalyptic clamor? Just remember, Kali, it’s all good to get angry and emotional through music, but if your next breakup playlist doesn't include at least one happy song, we're sending in the professionals.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!