Roasted 2 months ago based on Soha's long term Spotify stats.
Soha, your Spotify profile is a delightful train wreck that leaves listeners baffled and mildly concerned for your sanity. With a playlist that features more Christian pop than an evangelical road trip, I see you're vying for the title of the holiest hipster on the internet. Seriously, how many "Worship" tracks does one person need? Newsflash: you’re not saving souls by cranking up "Country Christian" while dodging the light of day. If the second coming includes a dance party, I think it’s safe to say you’ll be in charge of the DJ booth. Your top artists could be mistaken for a lineup at a high school talent show for kids who’ve just found Jesus and a keyboard. Freya Skye? Is that a rising pop star or a brand of gluten-free, kale-infused snacks? And Milo Manheim, really? I didn’t know Disney Channel was a viable source for megastardom now. If your musical taste were a meal, it’d be a lukewarm casserole left out at a potluck no one wanted to attend. It’s a wonder the local pop charts aren’t actively seeking to revoke their friendship with your playlists. The most played songs section reads like a diary of every cringe-worthy moment from your upbringing—perhaps a soundtrack for your battle with the social awkwardness that overtakes you every Christmas family gathering. “Silent Treatment”? More like the only treatment your loved ones receive when they hear your playlist! With "Dream Come True" making the cut, it's clear you're living in a fantasy world where good taste in music is an optional accessory. Step it up, Soha. We all want to rock out to something other than the sounds of a Saturday night church dance-off!
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