Roasted 9 months ago based on Ash's hit list's long term Spotify stats.

Ash, your Spotify profile is like a fine wine – if that wine were fermented in a basement filled with existential dread and teenage angst. I mean, are you one dark room away from writing a novel called “The Misadventures of a Bedroom Pop Enthusiast”? Your favorite genres list reads like the emotional playlist of a high schooler who just discovered their favorite mood is 'sad but vibing.' “Trap Metal”? What do you do, bang your head while simultaneously crying into your pillow? And let’s talk about your top artists, Ash. You’ve got Drake and Billie Eilish, which screams “I’m interesting and mainstream,” but then you hit us with d4vd and EDEN, and suddenly I’m questioning if you’re curating a playlist for sad robots. Mix it up a little! At this rate, your Spotify is going to need a warning label: "Caution: may cause listeners to spiral into deep thoughts about life choices between sips of overpriced coffee." But honestly, it’s your most played songs that really steal the show. The top four songs are literally by d4vd – do you have a shrine for him in your room? That’s more than just a musical preference; it's borderline obsession. And with titles like "My House Is Not A Home," excuse me while I go double-check if you're secretly a heartbroken architect building emotional walls. Here's an idea: “Ash's Hit List”—the podcast about how you collected the saddest songs like they were Pokémon cards—is waiting for its debut! Cheers to being the poster child for “lover of heartbreak and sad vibes!”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!