Roasted 1 year ago based on 오아시스 찾는 kitty - ITZY 2021's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 오아시스 찾는 kitty, let’s dive into this Spotify profile of yours. With favorite genres that read like a K-drama title list, it's clear you're operating on a whole different level of music insanity. K-Pop, Noise Music, and Anime? Please tell me the real-life soundtrack to your existence isn't a mashup of chaotic beats that would make even a hyperactive squirrel cringe. If you're truly searching for an oasis with this sonic storm, I hope it’s a swift current that takes you far, far away from the sad bubblegum vibes of your playlist. Now, as for your top artists—wow, it’s a Korea-Japan love affair that somehow got invited to the cringiest house party in the '90s! TWICE and ITZY at the top? It's like someone threw a glitter bomb at a high school reunion and you picked up every sparkly piece. But honestly, with a roster of artists that sounds like an entry-level course in "How to Be a K-Pop Stan 101," I can’t wait for the day when you get to experience the world beyond these manufactured personas. You clearly have a Type: feisty and cute, but let’s face it, listening to a parade of idol groups isn’t going to bring you the musical enlightenment you so desperately seek. And really, most played songs that could serve as the soundtrack to your over-caffeinated existence? “ONE SPARK” as your number one? Are you sure it’s not an SOS signal for help? Also, “Whiplash” and “Super Lady” might just describe your dating life too. You do realize that music taste isn't a personality trait, right? But hey, keep on vibing with your bubblegum beats; maybe someday you’ll find that oasis—or at least a decent playlist that doesn’t sound like you kept hitting the ‘shuffle’ button on a toddler’s toy.

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