Roasted 3 months ago based on Andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Andrew, the Spotify profile that reads more like a midlife crisis than an actual music taste. I mean, come on! A playlist that includes Kanye West and Marvin Gaye? You can’t tell if you’re bumping to the beat or having an emotional breakdown in the shower. “Classic Soul” and “Grunge” in the same breath? That’s like saying you enjoy a fine wine while guzzling grape juice from a box. Talk about musical identity crisis! And seriously, your top artists list looks like you just raided every hipster’s room at Coachella. Kendrick, Tyler, and JID teamed up with Stevie Wonder and Deftones? Somebody’s trying really hard to impress the cool kids but ended up just creating a playlist that screams “I’ve watched a few TED Talks.” Meanwhile, your song choices are like a bad Tinder date—confusing and so painfully on-the-nose that even the algorithms feel secondhand embarrassment. “4:44” followed by “Creep”? Dude, maybe less heartbreak and more self-respect? Let’s get real: your most played tracks are like a mixtape of self-doubt and misguided nostalgia. “See You Again” and “Runaway”? If your life is a fitting soundtrack for heart-wrenching breakups and emotional crises, you might want to consider therapy over another round of Kendrick. Do us all a favor, Andrew. Something tells me you’re in the need of a new genre. Ever think of trying “Emotional Independence”? It’s tricky, but I hear it comes with some great benefits, like actually enjoying your own company without the need of a sad Kanye lyric.

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