Roasted 2 years ago based on Ho_s_t_a_g_e's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ho_s_t_a_g_e, the Spotify profile that looks like a questionnaire filled out by a kid in therapy. Your taste in music screams, “I’m on the brink of an emotional breakthrough!” with an all-consuming love for every variant of sad and dark rap available. Seriously, “Bedroom R&B”? Sounds more like the soundtrack for imagining your love life from the safety of your blanket fort. Your playlist has enough angst to supply a small indie film! Let’s talk top artists, shall we? Juice WRLD, ISSBROKIE, and "$uicideboy$" — quite the lineup for someone who claims to have hobbies outside of wallowing in self-pity! Your taste leans so heavily into “underground” that I’m pretty sure if you play your Spotify list backward, it will summon a sad ghost. If 'trapping' is a state of mind, you’ve turned it into a life choice, and I sincerely hope your mom knows she’s raised a certified professional in teenage misery. And those most played songs? They’re basically the playlist of a 14-year-old who’s just discovered that “DRO Kenji” sounds cooler if you cry while listening. The first song should be rebranded to “Santa Monica (But Sad)” because that’s the vibe you’ve cultivated. At this point, I think you’re just collecting songs that validate your life choices instead of elevating them. Maybe it’s time to switch it up to some feel-good tracks? Or is that too much emotional responsibility for you? Keep on streaming, my little angst machine; it’s a never-ending cycle, just like your need for validation!

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