Roasted 6 months ago based on Tal's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tal. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster dream gone awry. Bedroom pop? Do you need a nightlight to listen to that, or do you just sit in your mom's basement and dim the lights for maximum emotional angst? Surf rock? Please, the only waves you’re catching are the ones in your cereal bowl. And don’t even get me started on “dream pop.” You might just be the only person I know who dreams of lounging in their pajamas all day while soul-searching through the depths of an existential crisis. Your top artists list is like a “who's who” of music that sounds good if you want to break up with your imaginary girlfriend. I hope those Husbands guys know they’ve been knighted as your one-man soundtrack for never leaving the house. “Try Not to Worry”? That’s the title of your batting average for social interactions, right? Listening to them just makes me think it’s time to pop out of your room and try a literal human connection instead of hitting repeat on those tunes. And I get it, Tal, you’re proud of being unique. But trying to mix futuristic psychedelia with garage rock doesn’t make you an enlightened musical connoisseur; it makes you the person who insists that pineapple belongs on pizza—wrong and unwelcome. With favorites like “Sea Shanty 2” by a video game audio team, I can only assume you’re also waiting for your Hogwarts acceptance letter. So let’s face it: the only waves you’re riding are the cringe ones... and they’re crashing hard!

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