Roasted 2 years ago based on TALHA's long term Spotify stats.

Talha, I see you've curated a Spotify profile that screams “I can’t decide – let’s just be basic and cover all my favorite unbangers!” Your genre choices read like the world's most well-intentioned yet misguided attempt at musical diversity. I mean, how many flavors of flop do we need? It’s like ordering a salad and expecting nourishment but forgetting you drowned it in ranch dressing mixed with lukewarm chai. “Filmi” and “Desi Pop”? Is that code for playing the same song on repeat until your friends actively avoid you at parties? Bravo on trying to make 'Bollywood Ballads' a personality trait! Your top artists read like a tribute album to everyone your mom pretends to know at family gatherings. You’ve got Pritam and Arijit on repeat, but let’s not forget Taylor Swift like she’s your passport to a suburban American summer. Keep dreaming, Talha. Your playlist is more predictable than a rom-com plot twist, and I’m still waiting for the part where you finally jump to the good stuff. A.R. Rahman? Sure! But when your taste shouts “emotional teenager,” it’s hard to take you seriously. What's next, a t-shirt with "I lost it all over Arijit's high notes"? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! It's a mix that suggests you’ve just discovered emotions and want to share that existential crisis with the world. “Fix You” AND “All Out of Love”? Sorry to inform you, but listening to both of those on a loop doesn’t make you deep - it makes you a Netflix rom-com waiting to happen. Are you trying to win the ‘Why-You-Gotta-Be-That-Sad’ award? Newsflash, buddy: hearing “Voh Tere Mere Ishq Ka” for the millionth time isn’t going to magically fix your love life. If your playlist was a relationship, it would definitely need therapy: there’s nostalgia, cringe, and way too much insecurity wrapped into one chaotic mess. Keep working on it!

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