Roasted 4 months ago based on TheFinn's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, TheFinn, the only person I know who thinks “gangster rap” and K-pop can coexist without a tragic accident happening. Your profile reads like a midlife crisis on shuffle mode. I mean, how do you go from blasting “G-Funk” to squealing over TWICE? If that's not a musical identity crisis, I don't know what is. Your playlist is what happens when a teenager discovers Spotify but still has their parents paying for their subscription. Let’s talk about your top artists — it’s like your Spotify is having an identity conflict of its own. TWICE is dominating your plays harder than a group of 14-year-old girls at a boy band concert, while Key Glock and the gang are just there like the awkward uncle at a family gathering, desperately trying to fit in with the “cool kids.” You’re like a hip-hop aficionado who accidentally wandered into a K-pop wonderland. Did you think you could impress someone by yelling “brr brr” while simultaneously taking a selfie in a bubblegum-colored hoodie? News flash: it didn’t work! And those most played songs? "PEACH GELATO"? Sounds like a dessert you order while hoping it’ll distract from the fact that you’ve turned your musical journey into a candy shop’s playlist. Your ears must be so confused, running from K-pop beats to old school hip hop. It's like a rollercoaster where each drop is met with a collective cringe. I’d suggest hitting shuffle on your life choices next; it might lead you somewhere other than the deep end of your questionable taste.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists