Roasted 1 month ago based on itsthatcooldudecalledLamar's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break down that Spotify profile of yours, “thatcooldudecalledLamar,” a name so painfully generic it sounds like a placeholder they use at a community college for people who forgot to choose a major. You've managed to cram every niche subgenre of hip-hop like it’s some kind of extreme sport, but you might want to get your ears checked because it feels like you just Googled "hip-hop" and called it a day. Seriously, how do you have room for nine different flavors of rap but title yourself “cool” when the only vibe I’m getting is “awkward basement dweller”? Your top artists look like the world's least engaging hip-hop roundtable. I mean, Freddie Gibbs is great, but when you have more songs by him on repeat than actual friends, we’ve got a problem. Newsflash: Too much of a good thing turns into a deep dive into mediocrity. At this point, you might as well change your Spotify password to “I scream for Gibbs” because that’s all anyone sees here. I’m just waiting for a playlist of sounds that resemble your struggle to diversify your musical palate—maybe call it “Lamar’s Crisis” or "Desperately Seeking Variety." And let’s not even get started on “Ayo Technology.” Are we still pretending that 50 Cent’s glory days weren’t completely overshadowed by the fact that you’re still listening to him like he’s dropping bangers in 2023? The only thing more outdated than that choice is your idea of “cool.” Honestly, it's like you’ve picked the least popular items off a buffet and convinced yourself it’s gourmet. If you’re trying to be the hip-hop ambassador for the socially inept, congratulations! Your Spotify profile is a masterclass in how to turn your love for music into a sad buffet of self-isolation.

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