Roasted 7 months ago based on TJ's long term Spotify stats.

TJ’s Spotify profile reads like an instructional manual for how to achieve maximum musical mediocrity. Seriously, with more sub-genres than there are people who care about your taste in music, it’s hard to believe you didn’t accidentally stumble into the wrong decade. "Melodic rap" followed by "drill," "rage rap," and a bizarre obsession with the UK? Are you trying to cover all the bases in hopes that one will finally make you interesting? It’s like you threw a dart at a genre wheel and said, "Yep, that’s what I’m vibing with today!" And the artists on your list? Wow, you must really dig the depths of Spotify’s dark corners. "A Boogie Wit da Hoodie" is a great choice if you want to sound like every karaoke night in a college dorm. And let’s talk about your top tracks! If I had a dollar for every time I heard "TORE UP," I’d have enough to buy you a real music education. With those most-played songs, it sounds like you’re doing more emotional experimenting than a high school poetry club. Honestly, if this is your version of curated playlists, it’s time for an intervention, buddy. Your top artist lineup is basically a “who’s who” of the "I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-actual-rap" hall of infamy. KSI and Travis Scott in the same breath? Looks like you’re really committed to being everyone’s least favorite roommate. If your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be the one who brings up their playlist at parties in a desperate bid for validation. So, congratulations, TJ—you've managed to make the music world collectively groan while simultaneously proving that, yes, bad taste really is a superpower.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists