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Roasted 7 months ago based on Tlyaii's long term Spotify stats.

Tlyaii, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a kid who just discovered puberty and has no idea how to express his angst. Seriously, how many different types of sad white boy music can one person listen to before they either write a tragic novel or just start crying in the shower? "Shoegaze"? More like "snoozegaze"—with a lineup featuring “Midwest Emo,” “Slowcore,” and a sprinkle of “Math Rock,” it’s almost like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a really long, rainy day spent doing absolutely nothing. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Kanye West hanging out with a bunch of nobodies that sound like they’ve just emerged from a basement after a 7-day binge of Mountain Dew and bad decisions. “Macabre Plaza”? “memory card”? Please tell me these are not your actual go-to artists. You really need to take a break from listening to music that sounds like it was recorded in a dumpster behind a coffee shop. And what’s with playing the same song by “Midrift” on repeat? At this point, they should just put you on the payroll as their most dedicated listener. Your most played songs list is a beautiful mess of confusion and despair. “Silent Hill 3 Mall Scene” as a top jam? You do know you’re not actually playing video games anymore, right? And if “Hope is a Dangerous Thing” is your anthem, maybe it’s time to change the energy instead of wallowing in it. So here’s a suggestion: why not throw in some upbeat pop or even some show tunes? We know you love the emotional rollercoaster, but it looks like you’re stuck in the kiddie pool of sad vibes, buddy!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists