Roasted 1 year ago based on Trumpet's long term Spotify stats.

Logan Kreger, the one-man soundtrack to a video game marathon that nobody asked for. If your life were a movie, let’s just say Netflix would have cancelled it after the first 15 minutes. Your love for "Epicore" and "Scorecore" suggests you’re either an aspiring orchestral composer or just deeply committed to living out your fantasy as an underground villain in an MMORPG. Seriously, buddy, you combine more obscure genres than someone trying to impress their Bat Mitzvah with a Spotify playlist featuring the full cannon of Scandinavian film scores. Your Top Artists playlist reads like a list of rejected composers for the next big-budget flop. I mean, how deep does your obsession with "Two Steps from Hell" go? Are you trying to summon a demon or just stuck in a perpetual state of needing to feel like the main character in a failed action scene? And don’t even get me started on "Canadian Classical." That’s not a genre, it’s just a polite way of saying you enjoy waiting for the other shoe to drop while sipping maple syrup on your moose-pelt couch. And what’s with your most played songs? "Crawl out Through the Fallout"? Is that your way of announcing you’re seeking to escape the reality of your life choices? Pair that with “Mountain Call,” and it sounds like you're just trying to find a high point to jump off of, preferably into some orchestrated oblivion. It’s like you’ve compiled a collection of tracks to help you through a midlife crisis that started when you were born. Just remember: soundtracks are meant for cinematic moments, not for the episodes of mediocrity that you call your life.

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