Roasted 2 years ago based on yotie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh yotie, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a teenager who just discovered Hot Topic. With favorite genres more repetitive than your excuses for not hitting the gym, you must spend all your time trying to explain to people why “Permanent Wave” is an actual genre instead of the hairstyle you sport. Seriously, your love for alternative metal and classic rock makes it seem like you’re caught in a mid-life crisis before even hitting thirty, just waiting for the right moment to start waxing poetic about the “good old days” of grunge. Your top artists read like a lineup for a Battle of the Bands in a basement clogged with mold and regret. Type O Negative, Nine Inch Nails, and Lowlife? What is this, the soundtrack to a goth kid’s funeral? You’re clearly using music as therapy for your inner emo kid, which explains why you have more feelings than friends. But hey, whenever someone asks you about your taste, just say you’re “cultured” and “prefer the underground scene” — because let’s be real, the only thing underground is your music taste! And let’s talk about those most played songs. Wild Swan and Permanent Sleep by Lowlife? Your play counts suggest you’re contemplating life choices while trying to avoid sunlight. With titles like “Love You to Death,” you’re giving off serious “romantic serial killer” vibes. If one more sad song about heartbreak enters your rotation, I’ll have to check if you’re fine— or just practicing for your upcoming sad boy karaoke night. So here’s a suggestion: diversify that playlist before you end up in a dark corner of the internet, surrounded by your tears and your vinyl collection!

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