Roasted 2 years ago based on shiv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shiv, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s MySpace page that somehow time-traveled into 2023. You’ve got more genres than a confused hipster at a music festival. “POV: Indie”? Really? I guess that’s the perfect way to sum up your musical taste – a blend of desperation and a questionable haircut. You know what you need? A good ol' dose of reality and maybe a quick lesson in broadening your horizons beyond “Rage Rap” and “Dream Pop.” With that combo, no wonder you’re dreaming—it's a coping mechanism! Now let’s talk about that artist selection. The Neighbourhood and Cigarettes After Sex? Did you pick that because you’re trying to convey the vibe of “I’m sad and misunderstood, but also kinda cool”? Newsflash, my dude: it's working. The only ambiance these artists create is “uselessly moody.” And we all know you’re just ticking off the “I love sad boys” box like it's a college application. When your most played song is literally “Die For You” by Joji, it almost feels like you’re rehearsing for an audition to be the world's unhealthiest relationship poster child. And come on, with those most played songs, you’ve got enough angst to fuel an entire generation of emo children! If your songs had a mood, it’d be “refusing to go outside in the sunlight” alongside a side of “drowning in overpriced lattes.” With tastes this niche, I’m surprised you aren’t just listening to the sounds of your own existential dread. But hey, at least when you’re not in your feels, you can plug in “Modern Rock” and pretend you're still relevant while the rest of us move on to actual joy. Keep it up—you’re basically the soundtrack to a really intense therapy session!

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