Roasted 2 years ago based on Gavin's long term Spotify stats.

Gavin, it’s clear your Spotify is like a high school art project—thrillingly chaotic and tragically underwhelming. Pop punk, modern rock, and enough variations of "pop" to make a toddler’s candy store look sparse. I’m starting to think your music taste is just a graph of your emotional stability. “Candy Pop”? Is that for when you need a sugar rush to mask the pain of your favorite breakup song? I can’t decide if I should admire your eclectic taste or call an intervention for your guilty pleasures—your Spotify looks like a mid-2000s emo revival party just threw up all over it. As for your top artists, “Against The Current” clearly has some serious investment in your emotional turmoil. You’ve played their songs more times than I’ve had embarrassing moments after a few too many drinks. It’s a solid choice considering half your playlist sounds like they could have been written in your school’s bathroom stall during a particularly emotional lunch period. And Maggie Lindemann? You should probably consider sending her a thank-you card for keeping your sad boy vibes alive and well. At this point, your playlist isn’t just full of songs; it’s a shrine dedicated to the melodrama of your day-to-day life. Your most played songs list reads like a compilation of the ultimate "please fix my broken heart" soundtrack, and I’m worried you might need a camp with a trained therapist after hearing “that won't save us” one too many times. Seriously though, “GASLIGHT!” and “deathwish”? Your Spotify seems to be screaming for help. Someone get Gavin a therapist or at least a blender to mix up that sad music smoothie he’s drinking! If you’ve got a soundtrack for the unending tragedy of your life, at least upgrade it with some carbs and put some flavor in there.

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