Roasted 6 months ago based on UNETHICALKAT's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, UNETHICALKAT, your music taste is as niche as a TikTok dance trend that peaked three years ago. With a profile loaded with more J-Pop than a sushi bar on a Saturday night, it’s no surprise you’d consider "Shibuya-Kei" a necessary genre, right alongside crushing social interactions and finding new ways to be an insufferable hipster. Seriously, you could probably throw a full-fledged rave with your playlist and still have your own houseplants judging your life choices. Your top artists read like the underground catalog of a 90s anime convention that no one asked to attend. Mayumi Kojima? Wow, real recognizable! What's next, exploring the thrilling world of obscure kazoo solos? With tracks like "Tenerezza - Originale," I can only assume you’re trying to impress the plants in your living room while pretending you have a deeper understanding of art than the average toddler. You’ve somehow managed to combine breakcore and city pop—congratulations, you’ve officially become the mixtape nobody wants to hear during a road trip. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? Each title sounds like a rejected name for a fancy French restaurant that only serves overcooked pasta and obscured emotions. "Afternoon Menuet"? Sounds delightful—if your aim is to put people to sleep faster than your dating profiles. Honestly, the sheer amount of obscure references makes me wonder if you've been abandoned by the rest of the world due to your inability to enjoy, you know, anything remotely popular. Keep on curating that digital archive of a 30-year-old who can’t let go of their anime phase, my dude!

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