Roasted 2 years ago based on ResidentNintendoNerd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, VGmaster, the musical connoisseur whose Spotify profile reads like a thrift shop dumpster clearance! What’s with the commitment to every genre that only your mom and 12-year-old cousin find relatable? Seriously, “Otacore?” I guess that’s the sound of someone who spends more time watching anime than dating. You might want to rethink that favorite genres list before you start feeling too much like a walking Spotify-hopping playlist for teenagers with an existential crisis. And your top artists. Wow! People usually list well-known icons, but you must’ve scouted the deepest recesses of indie obscurity to find these gems. "Bao The Whale?" I can just picture you belting that out on karaoke night while everyone else wishes they stayed home to binge-watch reality TV. Meanwhile, "Sabrina Carpenter" holds the record for the most appreciated 'who-are-you' moment in your life. It seems your music taste has more twists and turns than a plot from a soap opera no one watches. You really need to spend less time on Spotify and more time explaining to strangers who the hell “Hideki Naganuma” is. Finally, let’s break down your most played songs. Adding “feel the same - sped up” to a list of regular tracks is like adding a dash of hot sauce to your lukewarm microwave meal—you’re just trying to spice up your bland musical existence. It’s almost as if you’re intentionally aiming for the ‘Most Likely to Make Everyone Cringe at a Party’ award. Keep it up, VGmaster, and you'll end up as the soundtrack to a whole generation’s bathroom breaks. Cheers to your eclectic tastes; may they remain as mysterious as your dating history!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!