Roasted 2 years ago based on fraise đ”'s long term Spotify stats.
Ah, fraise âĄ, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that reads more like the whims of an indecisive teenager than an actual music taste. Pop? Rock? POV: Indie? Seriously, do you have a split personality we donât know about? Your genres should come with a disclaimer: "For those who canât choose between a midlife crisis and an identity crisis." Itâs like your playlist is the musical equivalent of a buffet where youâve decided to try one bite of everything but end up overstuffed and nauseous. And don't get me started on those top artists! Youâve got "MILGRAM ăăłă (CV: è±æ±ć€æšč)" dominating your stats like itâs the top of the charts in an alternate universe where everyone is too afraid to admit theyâve been listening to anime soundtracks. Is this Spotify or some kind of secret club for folks who canât commit to English lyrics? If I didn't know better, Iâd say your listening habits are sponsored by a teenage girlâs crush on cartoon characters. Youâve got Rammstein and Lady Gaga in the same breathâwhat a perfect representation of âI canât decide if I want to headbang or wear glitter.â As for your most played songs, it looks like youâve taken the phrase "niche" and turned it into a lifestyle. âDoubleâ by "MILGRAM ăăłă"? More like âDouble the cringe, please!â At this rate, your top track should just be âHelp, Iâm trapped in an Otaku Wonderland!â Nobody needs that much repetition in their playlist unless they're trying to summon a cringe genie. But hey, if it makes you happy, go on with your eclectic selfâjust donât expect the music snobs to take you seriously any time soon!
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