Roasted 8 months ago based on Z00M's long term Spotify stats.

Alexanderhaydon, huh? With a name like that, it's no wonder your Spotify profile feels like a bizarre mixtape of a confused teenager who just discovered their feelings—and somehow found their parents' Spotify account in the process. How did we swing from "Rap" to "Red Dirt," like you’re trying to sweet-talk your way into every genre while low-key looking like a playlist for a mid-life crisis? I mean, who knew that being basic could warrant its own genre? If your Spotify profile was a person, it would be the awkward cousin that shows up to family gatherings and spends the entire time refreshing their TikTok feed. And those favorite artists—it’s as if you threw a dart at a board of "Current Gen Pop" and "Overplayed Country Stars" while blindfolded. The Kid LAROI over and over again? Talk about putting all your eggs in the basket of a guy who looks like he peaked in high school. There's Drake, who makes sense, and then there's mgk, who—let's be real—is a personal affront to the concept of music. Zach Bryan, though? You really had to include him just to remind us you “listen to country,” while we can practically hear the Billy Ray Cyrus echoing in the distance like a ghost haunting your playlist. As for your most played songs? It reads like the ultimate lazy mix—a cryptic nod to your identity crisis as you try to tell us you're "down under" while clutching a Dodge Ram coffee cup filled with sad boy tears. "Getting Older"? That's rich. With those choices, you're clearly just getting older in style but not in taste. And sweetie, with "PICK SIDES" being one of your most played tracks, I’m just sad you forgot to pick a side in the personality debate too. Come on back when you can define who you are and not just who you pretend to be in a Spotify bio!

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