Roasted 9 months ago based on Zachariah O'Dell's long term Spotify stats.

Zachariah O'Dell, the self-proclaimed Metal Messiah with a Spotify profile that looks like a teenage goth's wet dream. Seriously, your favorite genres are a list of things that sound like they belong in a DIY horror movie soundtrack. "Djent"? More like the sound of you trying way too hard to impress someone with an iron-willed disdain for sunlight. With a selection that screams "I still scream into my pillow at night," it's a wonder you haven't been cast as the villain in a low-budget metal documentary about misfits who never learned to adult. Your top artists read like the lineup of a festival that only exists in a parallel universe where every song is about death and how you're definitely not going to survive the apocalypse. Metallica should be embarrassed to share a platform with "Cattle Decapitation" – it’s like Beethoven collaborating with a raccoon in a dumpster. And let’s not even get started on "Perfume." The whiplash going from raunchy angelic growls to bubblegum J-Pop is so jarring it makes me question your taste and mental stability. I guess it just goes to show that behind all the doom and gloom, you’re still trying to sneak a little kawaii into your life. So here we are, Zach—we’ve established that your most played songs are all either about suffocating or addressing undying pain. I mean, “Give Me The Painkiller” sounds eerily accurate for coping with your Spotify choices, while “Purrr” can only mean the psychological trauma of a failed nicknaming campaign. Let’s be honest, the only time the phrase “metalhead” should apply to you is when your therapist is describing the heavy load of tragedy from your musical identity crisis. Keep rocking, buddy; just remember: screaming into the abyss won’t drown out the awkward silence of this questionable musical journey!

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