Roasted 1 year ago based on Zekleas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Zekleas, the connoisseur of music genres that even your Spotify algorithm is scared to recommend. Emo rap? More like "Please, someone pass the tissues because this playlist is a lyrical cry for help!" You’ve crafted a musical palette so painfully niche that it could put an art student’s thesis to shame. The way you jumped from hyperpop to math rock makes me wonder if you’re trying to score points in oral history or just trying to prove you can have an existential crisis in real-time. Seriously, at this point, your Spotify profile should be a self-help book titled “How to Overanalyze Your Feelings Through Incoherent Sound Waves.” Your top artists read like an underground music scene’s last-ditch effort to stay relevant. I mean, who do you think you are? The hipster version of a Pokémon trainer? Catching barely-known artists and evolving your taste into something that even they wouldn’t claim as their own? “Lil Nas X” shines brighter than your other choices, yet you still wrapped your identity around “raph.” Are we supposed to applaud the courage it takes to align yourself with the musical equivalent of a participation trophy? Bravo, Zekleas, truly groundbreaking stuff! And speaking of ground-breaking, your most played songs look like they were curated by someone who just Googles “most obscure bangers” while crying into their cat's fur. "Nisha Labyrinth (feat. Sophiya)" really pulls at the heartstrings, but it sounds more like the soundtrack to a bad breakup during an existential crisis than actual music. Your playlist has more twists and turns than a plot from an anime you’d never admit to watching. With such a diverse taste, you’re clearly trying to show you have layers, just like an onion—but news flash: the only thing that’s making anyone cry is your music selections. Stick with Maroon 5 if you want to pretend you have a palatable taste; at least it won't make people question their life choices.

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