Roasted 2 years ago based on _nkpd's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, _nkpd's Spotify profile is like a love letter to a cartoon high schooler who just discovered the internet! Seriously, I've seen less cringeworthy interests on an 8-year-old's school project. With a favorite genre list that reads like the soundtracks to every anime explosion scene ever, it’s clear your musical taste is still in its pre-teen phase. What are you waiting for? A sticker of approval from your "Vocaloid" idol signed with glitter? And don't get me started on your top artists. It's like you invited a bunch of emojis to a karaoke night and let them belt out their dreams. Who knew you could have a top 10 list that sounds like the rest of us are still figuring out what “popular” music is? Your obsession with “Japanese Teen Pop” and “J-Pixie”? It’s cute in a “please don’t tell me you're still dressing up as anime characters” way. I mean, at this point, your playlists could be mistaken for a teenage girl’s diary entry: “Today I want to cry, dance, and then cry while dancing to digital singers who would probably reject my friendship.” As for your most played songs, you must be the life of the party! Break out "HELP!!" by Kobo Kanaeru and watch your friends grapple with whether to get you a cake for your birthday or an intervention. A real crowd-pleaser! If you want to impress with your music taste, you’ve got to venture out of the niche you've crammed yourself into. Come on, _nkpd, it’s time to broaden your horizons beyond the fictional realms of sound; who knows, you might actually meet some people who don’t speak in kawaii. Or, you know, discover a genre that doesn’t make you sound like you're still figuring out what “getting old” feels like!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!