Roasted 2 months ago based on anthonyperrett's long term Spotify stats.

Anthony Perrett, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's diary that just discovered the concept of existential dread. I mean, look at your favorite genres: "Ambient," "Drone," "Dark Ambient"—it’s like you're trying to soundtrack a slow-motion train wreck of emotions while simultaneously lulling your audience to sleep. You must really enjoy being in that thick haze of nebulous soundscapes, where the only thing you can actually feel is the overwhelming urge to take a nap. I can hear your playlist calling out, "I value relaxation because I have to distract myself from my life choices." Then we have your top artists, and wow, they should really consider a group therapy session together. Jeremy Blake dominates your life like a bad sequel—are you sure you're not stalking him? I mean, nine out of ten of your top songs come from one guy; are you trying to become the executive producer of his next underwater, avant-garde film? If your Spotify had a family reunion, it would be a Jeremy Blake obsession fest. At this point, I’m convinced that the only reason you listen to anything else is just to convince yourself you have variety in your life. And lastly, let's talk about “Amazing Horse” by Mr Weebl slipping into your most played songs like an accidental footnote in a gothic novel. Honestly, your top tracks read like a list of overpriced artisanal cheeses: obscure, uninviting, and better suited for someone wishing they could impress at a hipster dinner party. Between your cosmic drone vibes and a bizarre children's song about a cartoon horse, you’ve curated the perfect soundtrack for a long walk off a short pier. Keep living that ethereal dream—just make sure someone tosses a life jacket, or I'm betting we'll find you drifting in a sea of moonlit synths and regret.

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