Roasted 8 months ago based on Adam ‘Berry’'s long term Spotify stats.

Adam ‘Berry’, huh? Now, that’s a name that sounds more like a hipster fruit smoothie than a rap aficionado. You’ve got more genres on your Spotify than most people have friends on Facebook. I mean, what are you trying to prove? You think if you list enough hip hop subgenres, people will mistake you for a connoisseur? Let me save you the trouble: you could have a degree in Experimental Hip Hop and still not be interesting enough to hold a conversation at a party. Let’s talk about that top artist list, shall we? It looks like your playlist is a desperate mashup of someone trying to impress their high school crush and a 32-year-old who still watches cartoons on Saturday mornings. Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Classic choices. But then you sprinkle in Laufey like you’re serving iced coffee at a mosh pit. Like, buddy, did you just discover there’s more to music than getting lit and throwing your phone across the room? Don’t worry; I’m sure كنزة (Laufey) has nothing against being the soundtrack for your existential crisis. And those most played songs? Champagne Poetry followed by three different versions of ‘Dreamer’ by Laufey… Good grief, Adam! Are you planning on blaming the songs for your perpetual state of boredom? With all this jazz rap and rage rap, it’s still impressive how you manage to be the auditory equivalent of plain oatmeal. Have you thought about switching it up? Maybe use your Spotify to listen to unique content – like literally anything else. Just remember, it’s okay to enjoy diverse music, but don’t mistake it for personality.

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