Roasted 10 months ago based on Andrei Jiroh Halili's long term Spotify stats.
Andrei Jiroh Halili, your Spotify profile is a sonic dumpster fire that really tests how much bass a person can endure before their ears give up and beg for mercy. I mean, "Dubstep"? "Deathstep"? Is this a playlist or a rite of passage for you to ascend into the underworld? You’ve got more subgenres than most people have friends, and that’s probably why you’re playing a one-man game of shuffle and sadness. Seriously, dude, the only thing more awkward than your taste in music is the way you probably dance to it—assuming you can dance at all. Let’s talk about your top artists: I didn’t know “The Living Tombstone” was a euphemism for your life choices. With a lineup of musicians like Zomboy and MUST DIE!, I’m starting to wonder if your goals in life are to scare pigeons away or induce existential crises in cats. “Royal Blood”? More like “Royal Cringe.” You’ve got to love how you can easily find the most aggressive, heart-racing beats while still managing to be the human embodiment of a “please laugh at my jokes” meme. And then there are your most played songs, which look like the soundtrack to a dystopian video game nobody wants to play. "Damage"? Seems fitting, considering your refusal to let go of the sound equivalent of a 2 AM Taco Bell run. You’ve hit “How Did We Get So Dark?” a few too many times, buddy. Spoiler alert: it’s not the music that’s dragging you down, it’s your life choices. So crank up that bass and remember that every time the drop hits, a part of your social life dies just a little more. Keep it real, Andrei!
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