Roasted 8 months ago based on shahariza's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Shahariza, it looks like your Spotify profile is basically a passport to the most hipster corner of the universe. I mean, with a lineup of favorite genres that reads like a foreign language class for sad kids, it's clear your taste in music is so niche that even local record stores wouldn't know what to do with it. “Indonesian Pop” and “Taiwanese Indie”? Honey, I didn’t realize your musical taste was on a quest to collect flags from countries I can’t even find on a world map. You’re basically an exotic playlist away from qualifying for International Relations credits. And let's talk about your top artists—congratulations on discovering Kinokoteikoku. Not only does that name sound like a Pokémon you’d find in a digital jungle, but I’m convinced you listen to them solely to impress your friends at coffee shops. The Smiths? Sure, nothing screams “I’m too deep for this world” quite like a British band whose lead singer is always one tear away from a poetry slam. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Heaven's on Fire," I’d be rich enough to not have to understand why someone would voluntarily listen to "my little airport." How charmingly ironic! Then we come to your most played songs, which could also serve as a soundtrack for a very low-budget film about existential crises in crowded café basements. “Etude of Memory” by “Exhibition”? Sounds like a song that plays while you forget why you walked into a room. Between the dreamy soundscapes and the artistic vibe, it’s clear you’re living in a world where the sun rarely shines and everyone is just a smidge too emotional about their artisanal avocado toast. But hey, you keep shining like a rare, sunset rollercoaster of a person—just know that someone, somewhere, is rolling their eyes while slowly backing away in search of something that doesn’t sound like a walk through a rainy art gallery!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!