Roasted 2 years ago based on AJ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh AJ, your Spotify profile reads like a bathhouse of teenage angst mixed with the soundtrack of a poorly-designed RPG. With a taste in music that leans harder than a toddler on a skateboard, it’s clear that you’re stuck in a 2005 time capsule where nu metal still feels fresh, but good news: the irony is that nobody else feels that way. Seriously, how was your choice to listen to "Video Game Music" not a cry for help? You’ve managed to combine the emotional depth of post-grunge with the intellectual stimulation of a cheat code. Bravo! Let’s talk about those top artists. You know when someone says “I’m into metal”? They don’t mean the sonic equivalent of a cat screeching while someone drops a table. SEGA SOUND TEAM as your number one pick? I can’t tell if you’re trying to impress your gamer friends or if you genuinely believe that getting hyped for a boss battle in Final Fantasy is the pinnacle of musical achievement. Bold move, AJ! If you weren’t already the person people avoid at parties, your obsession with Serial Killer—ahem, I mean Hollywood Undead—solidifies that status right nicely. And those most-played songs? It’s impressive how you’ve managed to play the same track on repeat until it’s worn out faster than a pair of your favorite black jeans. I can only imagine your emotions swinging wildly between the sorrow of a fictional character dying and the sheer thrill of digital pixelated battles. At this point, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a disclaimer: “Warning! Listening may incur side effects including an unhealthy fixation on feeling sad, misplaced nostalgia, and an urge to show up to future social gatherings wearing a Misfits t-shirt.” Keep working on those vibes, AJ. Who needs real-life experiences when you’ve got all this synthesized drama?

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