Roasted 26 days ago based on Alanah's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Alanah, looking at your Spotify profile is like staring into the glittery abyss of a teenage girl’s diary. Your favorite genres read like the world’s most desperate playlist for a high school dance: R&B and Drill? Are you preparing for the smoothest fight ever? Your music tastes are about as coherent as a toddler trying to explain quantum physics – I’ll give you props for trying, but I can't promise I'll make sense of it. Let’s talk about your top artists. Ariana Grande's there so many times it’s like she’s the annoying roommate that just won't leave after a party – you’d think the girl has a second job as your therapist, given how much emotional support you seem to need from her! And who exactly is Sleepy Hallow? No offense, but he sounds like he should be on a coffee shop’s open mic night, reading poetry about the existential dread of modern life while the barista rolls their eyes. Your top picks read like the lineup of prom night – all pop princesses and no actual substance! Lastly, your most played songs reveal just how willing you are to settle into a loop of nostalgia while you drown in a choice of “dandelions” and “warm,” both by Ariana. What's next, a playlist called “My Emotional Breakdown”? Look, I get it, sometimes we all want to curl up in our feelings, but at this point, you’re just one breakup away from releasing a half-baked, self-published album on “My Struggle with Drill-Backed Heartbreak.” So here’s a suggestion: expand those horizons a bit, or we might just have to start calling you the queen of basic!

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