Roasted 2 years ago based on Alejo Bravo's long term Spotify stats.

Alejo Bravo, are you trying to start a musical revolution or just collect every genre that nobody asked for? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream after a five-day bender at a vinyl store. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? Really? That sounds less like a genre and more like a hair product that’s past its expiration date. You're juggling more genres than a pretentious art school dropout juggles their existential crises. Indie Rock and Indietronica? You must get a kick out of pretending you live in a boutique hotel lobby while also crying into your almond milk latte at the same time. Your top artists list is a shining beacon of mediocrity. You’ve got U2, known for selling out arenas and, apparently, your playlist aspirations. Miguel Bosé? That’s some bold Latin Pop choice; you clearly follow trends from a decade ago like it's a Spotify playlist instead of actual advancement in music taste. And for the love of all that is auditory, "Foster The People"? That’s as original as the microwave dinner you’re eating while scrolling through TikTok for dance challenges. It seems you like your music the same way you like your dating life—supported by a lot of moods and absolutely no commitment. And what’s up with your most played songs? "Nadie Más Que Tú"? If you weren't already in a committed relationship with questionable music choices, that would suggest you’re just trying to win over non-existent Latin lovers at midnight karaoke. “Another Love - Zwette Edit”? Wow, Alejo, you really know how to pick the worst remix of the saddest song ever. Here’s a tip—how about you start listening to some actual good music before bringing this playlist to the next party? Or better yet, maybe just hit the "shuffle" button on your life and see if you can find a bit more variety.

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