Roasted 8 months ago based on Alexdellobetes.Spotify 🐺 🎧's long term Spotify stats.

Alexdellobetes, your Spotify profile reads like an international customs form gone wrong. You’ve amassed an impressive collection of genres that seem to be a misguided attempt to impress someone at a dinner party. I mean, who needs a personal identity when you can just throw a disco ball into a Latin American festival of musical confusion? With more flavors than a 10-year-old’s ice cream selection, one can only assume you’re just trying to drown out the sound of your questionable life choices. When it comes to your top artists, it looks like your entire listening history is just an auditory version of someone wearing socks with sandals while trying way too hard to blend in. "La Beriso"? Really? With every 'Traicionero,' it seems you're actively choosing betrayal as your soundtrack. And tossing in a smidge of John Denver amongst football anthems from Argentina? If eclecticism was an Olympic sport, you'd be the lone referee no one asked for and everyone wishes they didn’t get. Your most played songs reflect a bizarre loyalty to La Beriso and Manolo Tena, as if you’re in some kind of dysfunctional musical marriage with them. "Confundido"? Nah, that’s your state of being as you attempt to explain your unexplainable love for folk-infused flamenco pop by someone named “La Beriso.” So here’s a tip: the next time you swap playlists, maybe consider these songs as a signal for help, because one more play of "Ella" and you'll officially qualify for your own musical therapy session!

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