Roasted 4 months ago based on alexander's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Dante, the connoisseur of genres so dark they make a black hole look like a sunny day. New Wave? Post-Punk? Darkwave? It’s like you’re assembling a soundtrack for a coffee shop in purgatory where emotions are just a tad on the melodramatic side. Do you listen to these heart-wrenching tunes as you lament over your collection of unfulfilled dreams, or is your record player just giving you existential crises on repeat? You’ve taken the “gloomy” aesthetic to a whole new level—if someone scratched the surface of your Spotify, they might just find an 80s Adam’s Family reunion. And let’s not skip over that eclectic artist list, shall we? I mean, Chet Baker alongside Tyler, The Creator? It’s like putting a sad spaghetti western next to an episode of a hip-hop cooking show. "Oh hey, just had to squeeze in my daily dose of angst with a side of smooth jazz before flipping to some post-apocalyptic trap straight outta Santiago.” What are you trying to say, Dante? Are you a moody introvert throwing a musical identity crisis, or are you just out here trying to set the mood for a one-man funeral? Either way, I’d recommend you add "Mundane" as a genre. And those most played songs? Bravo! You’ve successfully curated a playlist that guarantees you'll be the life of the party—in a funeral home. “City Of Stars” followed by “Yo no toco para jipis”? That’s a lyrical rollercoaster that goes nowhere but straight into the depths of despair on a Friday night. Your music taste could only be described as a mélange of “melancholy” with a sprinkle of “what the hell are you doing with your life?” If Spotify could cuddle you, it would probably suggest a good therapist instead!

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