Roasted 4 months ago based on Ali's long term Spotify stats.

Ali, your Spotify profile is like an IKEA shelf: interesting at first glance, but you quickly realize it’s just an assembly of random parts that don’t quite fit together. "Turkish Pop" alongside "Downtempo"? Sure, why not throw in "Anatolian Rock" while you're at it! It’s a musical buffet of confusion where someone might accidentally hit the "Play" button and get stuck on a bizarre journey, desperately looking for a way out while you sit back, sipping your Turkish tea, feeling supremely cultured. And those top artists of yours? Wow, Piero Piccioni and Jackie Gleason — did you lose a bet or are you just determined to be the king of elevator music? You’ve got Arctic Monkeys holding down the fort while you frolic with "Fairuz" and "mor ve ötesi," suggesting that you might really be trying to collect as much obscure trivia as possible instead of enjoying music. You could literally host a quiz night titled "Name That Artists’ Niche," but it would be a smash hit only in your dreams. Finally, your most played songs read like the soundtrack to someone’s mildly existential crisis. “Know Who You Are At Every Age - Remastered 2024” should honestly just be retitled "How To Confuse Everyone In A Single Playlist." And not to forget the true earworm of “Plus fort que nous - Instrumental" — your Spotify is basically a signal that you've given up on lyrics and just want to make your friends question their life choices while scrolling through your questionable taste. Keep on rockin’, Ali... just maybe not in public spaces.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!