Roasted 2 years ago based on ˖⁺açelya⊹'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ˖⁺açelya⊹, the personification of a WiFi signal that’s constantly buffering. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager's diary – it’s like you just clicked “genre roulette” on Spotify and hoped for the best. With a love for "German Cloud Rap" and "Rage Rap," it’s clear you’re trying to curate a soundtrack for existential crises and accidental trips to the dentist. At this point, your playlist probably doubles as your therapist. Your top artists reveal a profound dedication to mediocrity. I mean, is your quest for “most obscure” music supposed to impress us? This isn’t a hipster competition, sweetheart. The Weeknd is the only recognizable name here amidst a sea of artists whose entire discography feels like a basement recording from last weekend's house party. And what’s up with listing "Canadian Pop" like it’s some underground movement that hasn’t been played out since Drake fell off his Degrassi high horse? As for your top songs, it’s just a string of titles that sound like they were generated by a random word generator. "MEIN TEE WIRD LANGSAM KALT"? Honestly, that just sounds like a warning for your deep-seated iced tea addiction. With a collection like this, I’m genuinely concerned that you’re trying to self-sabotage by only listening to tracks that make you feel even more lost than your earbuds in the depths of your backpack. Keep it up, genius, and I have no doubt you’ll be the queen of the “What were they thinking?” Spotify playlists.

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