Roasted 2 years ago based on sensor's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s dissect this Spotify profile like it’s got a brain – oh wait, it doesn’t! Your taste in music is so niche that even the hipsters are rolling their eyes. "POV: Indie?" Really? The only thing indie about your playlist is how indie it is from good taste. The sheer amount of Vocaloid and J-Pop on here makes me question if you even know what a real instrument sounds like. Bless your heart; you clearly must live in a world where music exists solely in the echo chamber of your own charmingly bizarre choices. And those top artists? More like a top 10 list of why your social life is in a constant state of existential crisis! Is your idea of a good time forming a band with guys who sound like they’re auditioning for the role of 'Anime Character #7'? If I have to hear the words “More More Jump!” one more time, I’m going to jump off a cliff. I’m convinced you’ve spent more hours arranging these playlists than you have interacting with actual human beings. Seriously, do you have a dedicated room for practicing your power poses while singing duets with your waifus? Your “Most Played Songs” list reads like an unholy dictionary of cringe. I’m still trying to process what “RAD DOGS (feat. 小豆沢こはね&白石杏&東雲彰人&青柳冬弥&初音ミク)” even means. Sounds less like a song and more like an elaborate prank your friends pulled on you. There’s so much going on here it feels like your playlists are rehearsing for a musical about an anime convention – and let me tell you, no one wants a front-row seat to that trainwreck. Get ready, because this roast is about to flip your Spotify profile inside out like the cringe-fest it is!

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