Roasted 2 years ago based on Akutagawa Ryũnusuke's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Akutagawa Ryũnusuke, the only person whose Spotify profile is a bigger mood swing than a caffeinated toddler in a candy store. Your music taste reads like an emotional support playlist for a goth octopus with a penchant for trap. I have to commend you though; managing to fuse Russian hip hop with cloud rap and emo while somehow avoiding any actual happiness is no small feat. You could single-handedly start a support group for soul-crushing soundtracks from the depths of a Soviet winter. Your artist list is a revelation—if by "revelation" you mean the soundtrack of a mid-2000s cringe-fest that even the hipsters in flannel shirts are throwing shade at. "LGBTQ+ Hip Hop"? Wow, what an overachiever. The rest of your favorite genres look like a confused Tinder profile attempting to find a match between polar opposites. If you’re trying to be unique, congratulations! You’ve achieved it... like being the only person to bring a rubber chicken to a Shakespeare festival. But let’s talk about those most played songs. "Bunny Defender"? Sounds like a great title for a child’s cartoon or a desperate cry for help. And your number one track from GONE.Fludd plays like an artsy fart, full of aesthetics but lacking any actual substance. It’s no surprise you can't seem to choose between existential dread and "let's get this party started!" Pick a lane, my friend. At this point, your Spotify profile could double as the soundtrack for a sad indie film nobody asked to watch. Please, do us all a favor and start taking recommendations from someone who has at least seen the sun once this decade!

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