Roasted 8 months ago based on amorim's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Amorim: the person who's taken "drowning in despair" to a whole new level! Your Spotify profile reads like a fancy menu at the "Dark & Brooding" café, but, let’s be real, how many times can you listen to screaming guitars while staring blankly at a wall? You’ve got more metal than a junkyard, and yet here you are, trying to convince the world that there's beauty in darkness. Newsflash: listening to "Back To Black Metal" on loop won’t help with your social life—might want to consider throwing in a little Dua Lipa every now and then, for variety if nothing else! Rotting Christ and "I'll Die Next Summer"? Sounds less like a playlist and more like a desperate cry for help. With those favorites, we're all just waiting for the day you show up wearing a trench coat and heavy eyeliner, claiming you're in a committed relationship with existential dread. And your most played? The only thing more obscure than those tracks is your public appeal. Seriously, the only people who reach those levels of “unique” are either musical geniuses or utterly friendless. Spoiler alert: I'm betting on the latter. Lastly, the top artists on your profile can be a clue toward a deeper issue. You’re like the dad who shows up to family gatherings wearing black because it’s "just who I am." It's time to admit that blending every genre together in your sad little Spotify abyss is not going to impress anyone. Here's a pro tip: next time you shuffle your playlist, let some sunlight in. Who knows? You might just find a whole new world beyond the haunting melodies and thunderstorms of self-pity. Until then, remember: your taste is as heavy as your heart!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!