Roasted 20 days ago based on Amy's long term Spotify stats.

Amy, I see your top genres sound like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop that only serves vegan avocado toast and overpriced artisanal lattes. Is your Spotify account a cover for an underground music festival, or did you just throw a dart at a list of genres that sound like they collectively have an existential crisis? Hyperpop and City Pop sound fun, but let's be real: you’re just one playlist away from morphing into a walking Wi-Fi signal, endlessly sipping on your oat milk cappuccino while pretending you understand avant-garde art. Your top artists look like the final results of a music trivia game hosted by a confused octopus. I mean, even Tyler, The Creator has to be scratching his head wondering how he ended up in the same list with “jequya” and “wave to earth.” For the love of all that is holy, did you just pick them because their names sound like they were generated by a random band name generator app? And don’t even get me started on your song choices—it's like you’re trying to create an emotional rollercoaster that only performs in an empty stadium. When your most played track is a song called "last friday night pluggnb" by "фрози," I can only assume you have zero regard for track titles length. With those song titles, it’s practically begging me to ask if you're syncing up your music with the world’s most confused algorithm. You’re out here using Spotify like it’s an art installation while the rest of us are just trying to listen to bops. If only your taste in music was as adventurous as your lack of self-awareness!

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