Roasted 8 months ago based on André Brendler's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s André Brendler, the man who single-handedly brings back the mullet every time he hits play on his Spotify! Your taste in music is so heavy, I’m surprised your phone doesn’t have its own gravitational pull. With a lineup dominated by 87 different subgenres of metal, I can’t decide if your musical preferences scream "Impressive!" or "Please, call the hairdresser." At this point, your playlist is less about artistry and more about how many guitar solos one can endure before calling it a day. André, your top artists read like a midlife crisis manifested into a Spotify account. Between Bon Jovi and Metallica, I can hardly distinguish whether you’re gearing up for a headbanging festival or a wildly inappropriate karaoke night that your friends are dreading. “Born to Be My Baby”? More like “Born to Be Nostalgic for the Days When You Tried to Fit in With Actual Metalheads.” I bet the actual rock gods cringe a bit every time you let loose a high-pitched screech in your car thinking it’s acceptable vocal practice. Let's talk about your most played songs. Seriously, “Live and Learn” by ANGRA twice? Did the first one not sink in or have you just got a personal vendetta against musical variety? The only thing more predictable than your playlist is a 40-year-old guy at a bar singing “Livin' On a Prayer” after three pints. Keep the glam metal and power metal pumping, but for the love of all things musical, can we get a surprise in there? Maybe consider adding something modern or at least something not released before the internet? Until then, keep living your best, overly nostalgic life, André. Rock on!

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