Roasted 2 years ago based on Andrey Karabanov's long term Spotify stats.

Andrey Karabanov, the proud curator of Spotify's equivalent of a hipster thrift shop. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a Yelp review for a coffee shop where the barista exclusively uses beans that were ground by an artisanal hippo. "Indietronica"? Downtempo? Are you sure you're not just trying to sound like a middle-aged man trying to impress college kids with how "in touch" you are? Your music taste has more labels than an awkwardly hip wardrobe – and not one of them screams "cool." Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Alt-J? Fine, if you want to listen to music that sounds like a math problem dressed in poor emotional decisions. Polyphia? Sure, because nothing screams "I’m a genius" louder than shredding solos that belong in a calculator ad. You’ve even got Cypress Hill in the mix, probably because you think it adds a touch of authenticity to your otherwise monochrome playlist. During your last jam session, did kids from the local high school throw together a “Are we cool or not?” focus group – because that’s what your 'diverse' interests suggest! And analyze your most played songs? "Dummy"? Really, Andrey? Is this meant to be a self-affirmation or are you just influenced by your Spotify algorithm’s obvious lack of respect for your taste? "Bells Of Laguna Bend"? Sounds like a title for a discount telemarketer's ringtone. Your music library might be the only place where “set the roof” seems like a worthy life motto—instead of, say, aspiring to have social interactions that don’t leave people bewildered and asking, “What’s wrong with this guy?” Stick to the tracks, Andrey; just try not to let us hear you sing along.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!