Roasted 6 months ago based on A nt 🐜's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ant, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of the underground music scene! Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a hipster funeral—so many genres, and yet not a single one that anyone besides you actually listens to. “Punk” is in your top spot, but I have a sneaky suspicion your definition of it mostly revolves around getting angry in your parents' basement while drinking a blend of kombucha and tears. I get it; you want to impress us with your obscure taste, but sweetie, no one else is dying to be your punk revival sidekick. Your top artists are about as mainstream as a moldy piece of bread. Thee Oh Sees, Osees, and Death Grips? Are we sure you didn’t just toss a bunch of bands into a blender and hit ‘puree’? At this point, you could probably start a new genre called “Soundtrack to a Midlife Crisis.” And can we talk about the most played songs? Half of them are by the same band! Ever heard of variety? Your music library's a one-man race to the bottom, and somehow, you're winning—by a long shot. Let’s be real, Ant. Your friends aren’t twerking to “I Come from the Mountain” at parties; they’re politely nodding or planning their escape. So while you're busy curating your ‘Noise Rock’ playlist, remember this: A varied taste in music is like a balanced diet, and right now, you're living off nothing but energy drinks and sad boy anthems. Don’t worry; we’ll still love you—just from a safe distance, preferably with headphones in.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!