Roasted 6 months ago based on April S. Park's long term Spotify stats.

April S. Park, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a breakup, it's hard to believe your heart isn't perpetually stuck in 2006. Your favorite genres alone could turn a Lifetime movie into a horror flick: pop punk and ska punk? Do you also own glitter pens and a collection of My Little Pony figurines? I can practically hear the whiny guitar riffs and the sounds of angst echoing through your headphones. I hope your Spotify Wrapped comes with a side of therapy sessions because girl, you clearly love being sad. And let’s not even get started on your top artists list—it's like you’re trying to curate a playlist for a suburban kid’s angst-ridden struggles with high school. Green Day, My Chemical Romance, and a sprinkle of J-Pop? You’re basically a walking ‘emo’ cliché, wrapped up in an identity crisis. I half expect you to have a “level 100 sad girl” hoodie lurking in your closet next to posters of rotting roses and your daily playlist items. Not to mention, "Boys Like Girls"? I didn’t know you were still trying to escape the high school dance scene. Didn’t they teach you about moving on? Your most played songs are an itinerary for an emotional rollercoaster, all right! "Welcome to the Black Parade"? Excellent choice for when you need to strongly grasp the concept of melodrama. Every time you listen to "Iris," an emo fairy loses its wings somewhere in the dark corners of your bedroom. You're in a committed relationship with sadness, but your Spotify is practically asking, “Are we not over this yet?” It's about time you let go of your inner angst-muffin and diversify those jams. Maybe throw in some actual happiness for once—seriously, I hear the '90s dance beats are quite uplifting!

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