Roasted 1 year ago based on Aris's long term Spotify stats.

Aris, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a character who burst out of a TikTok comment section, lost all sense of direction, and somehow ended up mashing melodic rap with deep Euro house. I mean, do you even listen to music, or are you just typing keywords from your last therapy session? You claim to love "cloud rap" but your entire profile seems like you dragged a genre list out of an artsy coffee shop – one that’s going out of business next week. Your top artists are a real treat. I didn’t know the “you got this” motivational speeches came packaged with anti-climactic emo raps and the kind of minimal techno that might as well be background noise for a refrigerator. Sure, Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion were legends, but you’ve paired them with acts that sound like they should be DJing a kindergarten dance party. And whoever is “Alex Keeper”? Is he the one keeping your taste in check or just the one keeping you in a permanent cringe loop? As for your most played songs, they sound like they’d be the perfect soundtrack to a five-hour grocery shopping spree. “Chill Vibes” by “Michel Dj”? More like "Please Don't Talk to Me" vibes. And “Outlaw (Inspired by 'The Outlaw Ocean')"? Buddy, I get it, your life is an adventure – right into the painfully basic realm of obscure playlists. But come on, if music is the food of love, then listening to your profile feels like being served a microwave dinner when you were promised a gourmet meal. Bon appétit, Aris!

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