Roasted 1 year ago based on Arnie's long term Spotify stats.

Arnie, looking at your Spotify profile is like stepping into a colorful candy store run by a five-year-old with no adult supervision. You've got K-Pop, Bedroom Pop, and Christian Hip Hop all living under the same roof like a sitcom that got canceled after one season. Seriously, you are one techno-blessed prayer away from being the official soundtrack to an awkward youth group meeting. It's a wonder your playlists don’t include "Songs to Cry to While Eating Ice Cream" – your music tastes are like a high school crush's diary: overstuffed, highly confused, and possibly left open just for the world to mock. Your favorite artists sound like the names you’d find in a generator designed to create the next wave of 'quirky' influencers. “Milky Day?” Really? Are you running a music profile or completing a children’s art project? Troye Sivan might as well be your therapist, given how much play his songs get in your rotation. You’ve got more Luke Chiang tracks than anyone on the planet, which makes one wonder if you’ve mistakenly stumbled into a fan page instead of your personal account. And let’s not forget your obsession with 'soft pop'—are you trying to dance or knit a blanket? Your music taste could literally lull a hyperactive squirrel to sleep. To be honest, Arnie, your profile feels like the soundscape of a sad rom-com where every character is stuck in their bedroom wondering when the next break-up will happen. I mean, effective use of Lo-Fi means you’ve got an undeniable talent for being the absolute background noise of indecision and ennui. Your Spotify feed is the musical equivalent of a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal—comforting in theory but hardly someone’s idea of a snack attack. You’ve got enough genres and artists to fund an indie film festival, yet the main feature is still you searching for a real identity through your Spotify playlists. Keep it up; soon you’ll write the ultimate anthem to your own existential crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!