Roasted 12 days ago based on ارقم's long term Spotify stats.
Hey ارقم, I see you've curated a Spotify profile that’s as confused as a kid in a candy store with a blindfold on. You’ve got more genres than a middle schooler has mood swings—Desi Hip Hop to Horrorcore? It’s like you’re trying to compile a soundtrack for a therapy session gone horribly wrong. If your playlist was a meal, it’d be a baseless fusion cuisine that nobody in their right mind would want to eat—and trust me, your taste is as questionable as a durian smoothie. Your top artists selection screams, “I’m going through something,” and honestly, I’d recommend a good therapist instead of blasting $uicideboy$ while crying into your pillow. Joji seems like a fitting choice—perfect for those nights when you can’t decide between self-pity and existential dread. And with Drake in the mix, it’s clear that you’re either too invested in romantic heartbreak or secretly a teenage girl. Let’s face it, if your emotional rollercoaster of a playlist doesn’t scream, “I might need a life coach,” I don’t know what does! And don’t get me started on those most played songs. “PIXELATED KISSES?” Sounds like what someone would listen to while getting ghosted on a dating app. And Talha Anjum? The only thing getting busier than him is your playlist, which, let’s be honest, nobody dared to recognize. Your music taste is the equivalent of wearing socks with sandals—there’s no real reason for it, and everyone else just feels uncomfortable witnessing it. So here’s to you, ارقم! Your Spotify profile is like a musical dumpster fire that I can’t look away from—I’m both horrified and amused!
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