Roasted 1 year ago based on Aryan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Aryan’s Spotify profile, where the music taste reads like a high school girl's diary entry. Pop, Rap, Hip Hop, Art Pop—you’ve got all the depth of a kiddie pool. The only thing missing from your genre list is 'Soundtrack to Your Existential Crisis,' but I guess we’ll just have to circle back to that once all your Lana Del Rey tracks finally trigger a meltdown. Your obsession with Lana Del Rey is striking; it’s like watching an indietronica version of a love story gone terribly wrong. You’ve got more Lana on your playlist than actual sunlight in your life. At this rate, I’m convinced your Spotify is secretly an alt-sadness therapy session. And why is 80% of your most played songs basically the same moody lamentation? If I wanted to hear someone cry about their broken dreams and questionable life choices, I'd just call my ex! Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time you played “Heroin,” I could probably fund a one-way ticket for you to a more upbeat genre. You’ve gone more Canadian than Drake himself, but instead of bringing some maple syrup vibes, you're serving us a stiff cocktail of melancholy. Spice it up a bit, bud! Otherwise, this Spotify profile is auditioning for an award in 'Most Likely to Be Crying in a Corner.'

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