Roasted 3 months ago based on sisi's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Assil, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of K-Pop and C-Pop, with a playlist so heavily laden with boy bands, it practically has its own fan club. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone living vicariously through the emotional turbulence of NCT 127, I’d still be broke because we all know your taste in music is as questionable as your love for all things “noise.” Seriously, your Spotify profile looks less like an eclectic mix of genres and more like a tutorial on how to pump money into a never-ending K-Wave. Newsflash: You don’t have to send the romance poetry of the stars when you can send the same five K-Rock tracks on repeat. Your most played songs scream “brooding soul” but your profile practically shouts, “I have way too many feelings about cute idols!” Are you trying to manifest your ideal boyfriend through sad ballads, or has the playlist been curated to drown out the sound of your lonely life? Either way, it’s a confusing cocktail of emotional instability that would have even a therapist scratching their head. Though I must hand it to you for keeping starfall in the limelight—it's like you’re the proud parent of an indie artist who desperately needs more plays. You must be the only person keeping their Spotify debut alive. And let’s talk about your top artists; it’s like the lineup for an overstuffed anime convention where even the organizers forgot half the names on the guest list. You’ve got EXO, SHINee, and a sprinkle of PRYVT—which sounds like a failing grocery store you’d find in a back alley. To be honest, with such a hot mess of “artistry” crammed into your playlists, you should give up on being a music enthusiast and just accept your reality as a full-time follower of the most glorified and pre-packaged teen fandom there is. Your taste in music should come with a label: “For Entertainment Purposes Only.”

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists