Roasted 10 months ago based on fryd og frelse lano's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, asterism, let’s dive deep into this Spotify profile of yours. You’ve got a genre list that looks like a confused teenager’s emo scrapbook. Visual Kei, J-Rock, Sludge Metal—congratulations, you've successfully curated a playlist that would confuse both a hipster coffee shop barista and a death metal enthusiast. It’s like your music taste threw a tantrum and decided to pull out every genre from the back of the closet in a last-ditch attempt to express individuality. What’s next, a special selection of K-Pop and Gregorian Chant? Spare us the existential crisis, please. Your top artists are basically a who’s who of “Why?” At number one, we have BUCK-TICK, who clearly takes up the majority of your most played songs. They should be sending you thank you notes for single-handedly keeping the band afloat, though I suspect you've always known they needed you more than you need them. But really, can you fit any more of their tracks into your rotation, or are you just auditioning for their next album as their biggest stan? Now, I don’t want to say you’re obsessed, but even rabid fans would raise their eyebrows at you playing "無知の涙" back-to-back eight times in a row. And the icing on the cake? You have a genre called Anime—congratulations, you've officially made it possible for every socially awkward moment to find a suitable soundtrack. Next time someone asks about your playlist, just say it’s called “I’m still waiting for my 10,000 hours of practice to magically make me cool.” Spoiler alert: it won't work. Just remember, the only thing more niche than your music taste is your grasp on social interactions. Keep rocking that unique flavor of sadness, asterism; it's as captivating as watching paint dry!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!