Roasted 1 year ago based on Frodus Forever's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look at you, Frodus Forever — the hipster poster child for "What happens when you let a cat walk on your keyboard during a Spotify session." Your music taste is like the emotional support pet of genres; it’s an adorable mess that no one really understands but feels sorry for. Cloud Rap? Really? Based on your profile, I can only assume that you think "cloud" refers to your head in the middle of a thunderstorm praying for better taste. And let’s talk about that artist lineup! Who needs a therapist when you can scream "Yung Lean" at the top of your lungs and convince yourself it’s self-care? You’ve got more niche subgenres in that list than actual social interactions. If "Dark Trap" were a person, it would avoid you at parties while lighting candles that smell like regret and nostalgia. And Hans Zimmer? Come on; you’re just trying to mix high art with your adolescent angst, like a kid wearing a tuxedo over a graphic tee. Now, your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack to a horror movie that includes a plot twist where everyone dies alone. "Rage Rap," "Horrorcore,” and we can’t forget “Clubbed to Death" – sounds like a Tuesday night at your local karaoke bar. If a song could be an energy drink, your playlist would give the impression that listening to it is a cry for help. So, sit down, put on something with actual coherence, and remember: even Spotify’s algorithm can’t protect you from this level of existential dread.
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